Hot Choccy

Chocolate bars made by adults, for adults

* Made to order

* Delivered to your doorstep

* Made to order

* Delivered to your doorstep

* Made to order

* Delivered to your doorstep

* Made to order

* Delivered to your doorstep

WTF is a Hot Choccy bar?

It's a delicious chocolate bar which you design yourself. Give a kinky message to a lover, take the p*** out of a mate, tell Karen she can do one on her last work day, or simply send a lovely message to your friend's mum.

We're below the belt, not the bar

Our choccy bars might be naughty, but our fair trade isn't. We make sure that all our ingredients are sourced from ethical suppliers who pay fair and equal wages.

✅ Ethically sourced ingredients

👀 Looking at you, Nestle, Cadburry and co.

✅ Made in the UK

✅ Trusted by hundreds of British cun... humans!

Read to make your own?

Tap the BIG RED button to start making yours!